Erma BombeckMy theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? This quote is something that I've always wanted to say. It's quite true; there are some household items that just don't seem to multiply.
I personally have a problem with my vacuum cleaner. It's just not good enough for me! Other than that, every household item does seem to multiply if given enough time. You can't live without your dishwasher or your dryer or your oven or your microwave or your coffee maker or any number of other things.
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